Was Abraham Father of the Jews or of Humanity?

  • Moses was very modern .He was the first to get a tablet with a data from the cloud

  • What’s Moses’ favorite soft drink? Mountain Jew.

  • Moses went to Mount Olive. Popeye was furious

  • Moses walks up the the Pharaoh and says “Let my people go!” The Pharaoh replies, “no way!” Moses says, "Yahweh!