Silly man, cats are gods!
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Seen on a sign somewhere:
Dogs prepare you for babies.
Cats prepare you for teenagers.
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I think I can hear the rumble of Aslan “purring” somewhere…
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Besides I’m not going swimming all scared and waiting for the nanny state to remove all dangers. Besides true believing Christians have an ally no great white can get past.[/sarcasm]
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There is a comedy horror coming out as the final film in the True North Trilogy: Tusk , Yoga Hosers and the upcoming
Moose Jaws of which is supposedly a scene by scene remake of the original jaws except it takes place from the back of a pickup truck in a field of tall grass and the antagonist is a moose.
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Sort of cringe to"like" this, as we have had an upsurge of Covid in our community, and as expected, all I know who have it are unvaccinated. I go from anger and disgust at their foolishness to sorrow and guilt at not pushing them harder to get their vaccine.
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Funny but not funny, I know. It’s kind of like a daughter’s weird boyfriend–if you say something it just pushes the daughter to trust the boyfriend even more.
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My grandfather use to always tell me that his grandfather use to complain the worse thing about working in a graveyard at night is how annoying that random ringing bell was somewhere out there in the dark.
Xd.
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I think it must be because I didn’t grow up here, but I don’t know that allusion–ghosts?
It’s a joke about how in the past they use to run strings to toes or fingers of the recently buried incase they misdiagnosed someone as being dead and buried them. If you heard bells ringing it meant someone was actually still alive. The joke is about a lazy gravedigger who does not want to dig a person back up, or it could be about a uniformed grave digger listening to what was someone’s real approaching death and not realizing what he was hearing snd instead being annoyed by the bell breaking silence.
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Creepy. Thanks! I had no idea
