In honour of @Klax’s Leicester accent, and many others we don’t enjoy enough on the Internet:
One Woman, 17 British Accents - Anglophenia Ep 5 - YouTube

Read this earlier in a mushroom forum and thought it was funny.
“If you ever feel like you’re not accepted by others just remember for fungi and moss to accept you all you have to do is lay still for long enough.”
Keep that in mind when the going gets tough with your congregation.
I was expecting something about symbiosis. 
With moss, it is usually a superficial relationship, but fungi really get inside you.

I thought this was really funny.
“ Can y’all make sure to keep your kids and dogs quiet in the morning because some of us will be staying up late to set off fireworks and will need to sleep in. “
Lol.

Bacon can truly be a revelation.
our dog is as deaf as a Dodo
Did the cats all go to the other place?

Are you kidding, the cats just get reintegrated back into God.
I have heard that efficiency made the cats’ hell into the dogs’ heaven.





