https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-05-17
(That would have fit in a couple of other conversations, as well.):
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Oddly, the most disturbing thing is the your/you’re grammatical error.
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Yeah – one wonders whose nightmares last longer after they see the back of that truck: the science teacher or the language arts teacher?
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Can’t decide if “ASTRONOTS” is supposed to be a play on words or a full on misspelling.
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When someone says “Less people…” on TV, my wife – the retired English teacher – or myself turns to the other, both of us rolling our eyes and maybe simultaneously saying, “Fewer.” (Unless it’s something about more than one person losing weight. 
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Given the context, I think you can be assured that it’s the latter.
I wonder if having pieces of Chinese rockets falling on them would change their minds?
Not fewer people, just more diminutive ones.
Given the context, I’m not so sure. 
smiley face added to mitigate snarkiness and sarcasm.
Thinking it an intentional misspelling play on words imputes too high a degree of intelligence.
Guess I am on a XKCD kick:
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I thought that it had morphed into a chainsaw in the fourth frame down. My mistake.
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From How to Keep Your Employees Happy Post-Pandemic [comic] | Doist Blog
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A conspiracy theorist/flat Earther spends his entire life trying to convince everyone that the earth is flat.
Eventually he dies…
When he gets to heaven the Pearly Gates open and Saint Peter says "
Congratulations! You are our lucky 100th person of the day, which means that you get to ask God one question."
So the flerfer goes up to God’s throne and asks. “God, is the earth flat or what?”
God shakes his head and says “No, my son, it’s not flat – it’s spherical.”
The conspiracy theorist whistles and says to himself, “****, this cover-up goes way deeper than I thought!”
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