Humor in Science and Theology

Not sure what the worry is about. Everyone in my generation got them and there isn’t one of us left alive who was killed by measles.

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My son is very picky at food right now–and this brought a smile to our faces

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You can get the measles by walking into a room that a measles patient sat in … 2 hours before.

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I love it! Reminds me of our restaurant’s sign,“We are committed to get you your food super fast, no matter how long it takes.”

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@MarkD is beting super snarky–in a great way. Not one is left alive who was killed. It is helpful to have his insight as one of those who suffered.

Your post is also one of the reasons why some physicians and schools consider refusing to allow nonfaccinated kids in their buildings. What if they distribute their virus in the air to the elderly and those on chemo?

I was being facetious. I find paranoia about vaccines very frustrating. Like probably everyone here I know at least a couple people who are convinced it is all a plot to give us debilitating diseases and make newborns become autistic. It must be fueled by bad reporting and bad science.

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That’s what I never got, if the NWO is really trying to kill us via vaccines, then they are doing a real poor job for a powerful trans-national organization hell-bent on wiping out a majority of the world population for some odd reason.

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It would be interesting if there were a vaccine for autism…

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I’d anticipate a reaction something like this …

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Oh dear…

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Tomorrow is Ash Wednesday…

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Since it is Ash Wednesday and thus the start of Lent for many Christians (including myself) and the sign of the cross isn’t always the best (can testify from personal experience in wondering if it was a blob or a cross XD) Happy Lenten season for all my liturgical Christians.
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A pastor, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit said, “I think I’m a typo.”

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Someone should patent aerosol ash, sold with a stencil.

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And transitioning slightly to humor in philosophy…

So Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he finishes it, the barkeep asks him if he would like another. Descartes replies, “No, I think not” …and disappears in a puff of logic.

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As pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, “What is this, some kind of a joke?”

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I’m going to be rich! XD

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And speaking of DesCartes, rabbits and typos…

(The parking garage is owned by the god of commerce.)

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