Well played, beaglelady!
Now there’s a Santa Claus we can all get behind, am I right? 
Not speechless here!
-Math teacher
[Recently heard that it’s true a fast-food ad campaign somewhere discovered people wouldn’t spend more for a 1/3 lb burger since that was “obviously” less than a 1/4 lb one. So the ad campaign people solved the problem by advertising a 3/9 lb burger - the largest choice yet!]
Reminds me of the burger chain that came out with a 1/3 lb burger to compete with McDonalds quarter pounder, but found it did not sell because people thought it was smaller.
Yikes, Merv beat me to it! Competition is fierce around here.
xkcd: Mystery Asterisk Destination
[Mouseover text: If you ever see the dagger symbol with no unmatched footnote, it means the author is saying the phrase while threatening you with a dagger.]
On a different forums someone posted this on a thread I started in that Theos questionnaire.
Personally I’m an agnostic, but it seems to me that ‘science’ is only as good as the ‘scientists’ presenting it…and, if they are just ‘reaching conclusions’ based on the amount of funding received…
One can say the same of most preachers.
He’s got a ring to bind you all to him.
So be good for goodness’ sake.