Are you tired of the ostentatious displays and materialism of the Christmas season?, Do you yearn for a more spiritual, contemplative worshipful experience? I have just the thing for you!. Watch this clip from a Texas megachurch:
Whereās an emesis bag when you need one.
Itās really neither science nor theology, but still so appropriate here. We could just call it Library Science:
I can relate. Iām a lapsed introvert.
Do you know if this comes as a T-shirt? 
We should make one. There are lots of companies over here that do custom orders.
If the shirt fitsā¦
Nothing lapsed over here.
I saw this too late for a timely share and I donāt really recommend trying this at home but ⦠it did elicit a chortle.
And since @MarkD brought up Christmas gifts, and books are always on my mindā¦
Not sure if that is humor, or a serious flow chart. I am thinking serious.
I canāt find myself on the chart. Weāre more the lazy Scrooge types. Every year we give each other the gift of not having to endure the angst and crowds of gift giving. Thatās a gift that just keeps giving.
That wouldnāt actually work with us: everyone in the family is somewhere in the āboth parties are appallingā middle.
Took a while for the arrow to stand out so I could notice dear old dad.
Iām surprised anyone can still make that sort of equivocation work. 
That is a beautiful gift.
Our anniversary gifts have included flooring, siding, roofing and decking.
Awesome. Can also try āCovidā





