(That needs to specify artificial Christmas tree! ; - )
We use a bungee cord.
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One of our priests at church changed his Facebook profile picture to this:
Vicar of the Third Arcology of New Manhattan, 2047 (portrait at retirement)
Too funny!
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That guy needs to turn and run! Not only should he know that isn’t really heaven because of the password fiasco, but also - no heavenly being would be using tech stuff with the logo of the forbidden fruit, complete with a bite out of it.
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He must have a good Part D plan or good Rx insurance with his employer.
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And that last one does not require a move!
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When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself, she rejoiced.
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It doesn’t say it was an apple!
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Brilliant! My kids all loved this and the dung beetle joke. Thanks!
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Do you know Tom Swifties? E.g.“I’m going to tear you limb from limb” he said disarmingly. Or “I dropped the toothpaste” she said, crestfallen. How about “Signal again, Sam” she said remorsefully. 
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RE: Good health
No Problem, it is self limited.
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