
Yikes. I actually remember those drills.
Tornado? Hide under desk.
Hurricane? Hide under desk.
Earthquake? Hide under desk.
Nuclear War? Hide under desk.
Pandemic? Hide under desk.
Zombie Apocalypse? Hide under desk.
Active Shooter? Hide under desk.
No Internet? Hide under desk.
Among my favorite movies:
I did some like it for tornadoes (whilst at a small private school for pre-K and the first quarter of kindergarten).
My Grandmother had a house in the 1960’s with a atomic bomb shelter in the backyard. Sort of a scary place to visit, under 6-8 feet of dirt, concrete walls and a hand cranked pump to get fresh air down and pulled through a filter. Makes you think survival is not all it is cracked up to be in that situation. Especially if you forget the can opener (credits to Gary Larson.)
OK, I’m dense. Gollum on a beagle just doesn’t work, but ?
I was stumped earlier too, Phil - and it just now occurred to me!
Smeagol on a beagle.
Reminds me of my first year teaching when I had my students get under their desks when I mistook a fire drill bell for the earthquake bell. The joke after that was about my having had them “assume the toast position”.
they forgot this one:
(That needs to specify artificial Christmas tree! ; - )
We use a bungee cord.
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