Here’s a great option for your next party:
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In the beginning there was nothing, then God said, “ Let there be light” And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a lot better.
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Mark, another review from one of my family members, my sister in fact:
I started reading just before I left the office. I had to leave the office before I finished it because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t be quiet. Literally, LOL . So funny! So real!
You need to understand that my sister is obsessively dedicated to her job. You wield incredible power to actually force her out of her office laughing.
Good job!
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I have been told that after seeing part of the original Little Mermaid, I asked my parents “Do sharks eat mermaids, or do mermaids eat sharks.”
I do wonder somewhat just what the internal anatomy of something like them would be. Whether more like fish, marine reptiles, sirenians, or whales.
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What Your Favorite Book Of The Bible Says About You | Babylon Bee
I end up as “Teacher’s Pet.” I like the comments on Revelation and Genesis.
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“Oh no! …” XD
Mine wasn’t listed!
Ecclesiastes: You enjoy the Goth esthetic and mosh pits! Wait! No! Impossible!: you see a spiritual purpose for reading and processing postmodern theory.
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I’m sure the information you seek would be in some wonderful medieval bestiary.
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@beaglelady, that’s a super idea.
@Paraleptopecten, here is one bestiary from the early 13th century for you to start with:
Best of luck on your quest.
A supermarket tabloid might be a good source also.
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Oh, that’s great! You must hear me chuckling at my computer all the way over there!
Recently the first draft of the Book of Genesis was discovered. It begins:
“In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said, ‘Let there be light.’ And God separated the light from the dark. And did two loads of laundry.”
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Need to buy another clue.
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Hoooorrible story esp for those of us losing our hair like me
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The pastor at the church where my parents were going when they were married titled his sermon on it “Baldilocks and the Two Bears”.
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My morning here at school was off to a chuckling start when I overheard one of a group of kindergarten boys trooping past me in the hallway excited exclaim to his friend: He’s a tomato head! (I’m a thoroughly bald guy.) I was too busy being amused walking the other way - but just as a matter of respectful training, I guess I should have stopped and informed him: “That’s Mr. tomato head to you!”
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