Humor in Science and Theology

Speed Bump (xkcd.com) has a bit on ticket amounts at the end.

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I think it’s safe to say that at those speeds, the entire environment (all of physical reality in front of you) has become one huge speed bump (or should we say, ‘speed wall’). The bit of asphalt humped up in front of the tires will hardly make any more difference than all the air in front of you already did too.

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I’ve had some connections that seemed to be designed like this, but with a much lower speed, and they stuck the “off” option as one of the middle two buttons.
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xkcd: Unreliable Connection

This is off 165/2048 (8%) of the time.

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You want the services that advertise +/- 1 SD.


The oldest known depiction of Keith Richards on the Bayeux Tapestry

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“For my upcoming book Godbreathed, I’m thinking of including a chapter called ‘The Bible Clearly Says…’ that would just be a bunch of blank pages.”

-Zack hunt

Jesus’ necklace foreshadows future events.

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The book she is holding is “In the Night Kitchen” by Maurice Sendak.

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Then surely he’d have written it in American… :sunglasses:

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It doesn’t factor in the frequency of your suspension. ; - )

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Good to know, I guess.

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Technically, “venomous” means its bite or sting can cause death or injury. It doesn’t require the sting or bite to be deadly.

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So, are online attacks venomous or poisonous?

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I’m surprised “The Credible Hulk” got this wrong.

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Toxic of course.

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Depends if they are sent to the recipient or consumed by the recipient.

Social media is consumed, so I lean towards poisonous. However, I wouldn’t put it past Zuckerberg to find a way for Facebook to be injectable. If Musk purchases Twitter and runs it through Neuralink, would that be venomous?

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I thought that was Bill Gate’s modus operandi.

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