is that where they get the Swiss cheese? 
Beautiful!
No Swiss Cheese has to go through a lengthy religious ceremony as part of the maturation process… it is the only way to make it holey. 
A little note on the physics of the moon and the tower crane photo – notice the slack cable hanging below the boom (it’s called the jib, apparently) to the right of the trolley. If there were really any weight pulling down on the hook, that cable would be taut. So upon analysis, it looks like the moon could be pushing up on the hook block. 
Don’t forget … gravity is only 1/6 g on the moon - so it’s gonna be lighter!
Oh, that explains it. Thanks! 
duh! Moon light.
Several of them.
It’s clearly ketchup. Made me think of something in the vein of “ creepy pasta lost episodes “ humor.
In todays episode kids the guest host Crypt Keeper will share the Bible story titled “ A Levite and his concubine visits her dad”.
Reading the article, when he asked “I’m not worth your McDonald’s money?” I would have had a ready answer for what he hoped was understood as a rhetorical question.
No words for this…
He’s not worth the prize in a box of crackerjacks