I bet all those razor sharp teeth are super incredibly effective at grinding down all those fibrous leaves…
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Those fruits look suspiciously like modern cultivars! Ray “Banana Man” Comfort, anyone?
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Also why is the Gorilla eating a stick? 
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I was also unaware of Musa (banana genus) or lemons being native to the Near East. Both are from south-east Asia, and made it to the area more like 1500 and 300 BC, respectively. I didn’t think that Noah had lots of trees on the ark.
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I was wondering what that bat like thing was Eve is petting and feeding bananas. It was a weird animal and a strange one to have as a pet:
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Silly boy. That’s an electric tooth brush! Do you not realize how much technology was lost from the flood?
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I guess when you’ve already decided that scientific accuracy doesn’t matter, any illustration scenario you want is fair game.
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I was going to suggest this was pre-floss when picking was the only option.
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It might be motivated more to goad those elitist, knowitall academicians than a result of neutral ignorance.
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The LDS believe something else:
.“…the Prophet Joseph Smith learned through revelation that the Garden of Eden was located in Jackson County, Missouri.” -MormonWiki.com
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Nope. Our family just saw the Garden of Eden in Lucas, Ks.
It’s pretty small.
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Looks like the cherubim was on break.
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Thats even less realistic for Musa and lemons being around.
But they found an original apple from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil in Colorado! (so said the Weekly World News once)
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They propogating that apple? Or destroying it? Or maybe doing some genetic modifications on it. We could really use the Fruit of Discerment these days. Since nothing else seems to be working very efficiently.
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Even though the Bible doesn’t say it was an apple.
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The world’s first gated community
btw, when Adam and Eve were evicted, were the animals also kicked out? Or did God make new ones?
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Silly, of course He did. Had to make the meat eating versions didn’t He?
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I’m just now starting to see how ridiculous dinosaurs looked.