He’s right you know!
Pretty sure that’s just my dog trying to wake me up at 6 am. And before anybody asks, yes, I am made of stone.
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God: “Do not make any graven images!”
Also God: “Carve two cherubim for the temple!”
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I’ve always found that fascinating.
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I’m sure the Talmud has many pages of discussion on this topic!
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And evidently,Jesus has a tat, or maybe it was just written with a Sharpie:
Revelations19
16 On his robe and on his thigh yhe has a name written, zKing of kings and Lord of lords.
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And on his palms, I think.
“See, I have written your name on the palms of my hands.” Isaiah 49:16a (NLT)
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I always pictured Jesus as a henna fan.
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“Graven images” could be referring to idols of worship.
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AI is going to be writing theses soon if it hasn’t already.
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It reminded me of this,
Humor in Science and Theology - #1426 by Dale
And it brought up this too when when I searched on “reader’s” 
:
Humor in Science and Theology - #2164 by Randy
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How this would look for my research:
This paper presents an [effective] method for [greatly increasing] the [known molluscan diversity of a deposit]. Using [looking closely], the [species richness] was measured to be [910+] species. Results show [bizarre dis-] agreement with theoretical predictions and significant improvement over previous efforts by [anyone], et al. The work presented here has profound implications for future studies of [Neogene and Quaternary molluscan faunas of the north-western Atlantic] and may one day help solve the problem of [nobody knows enough about what lived in the Carolinas 2.4-1.8 MYA].
Keywords: [mollusks], [Waccamaw Formation], [species richness]
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[looking closely]
Perhaps [careful observation], or [close observation]?
Otherwise, I think one more look over, just to be safe, and send it off to the publisher.
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For some reason when I heard the AiG claim that the Antediluvians possessed purer genomes, vast intelligence, and advanced technology in an ancient, lost world, I couldn’t help but think about these guys.
Bonus points if you know what anime this is from
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In Weird Al fashion, I’ll dare to ask: Huh? At least now I know it’a anime.
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Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. The characters here are a race of super humans that existed before modern humanity was really a thing.
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When life gives you lemons…
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I don’t want to know where that’s from. (But I can more than guess having just used Google image search. 
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