Pax Christi everybody, and please bear with me here, because I’m about to tell you something awful that I would like to change.
I must be a masochist. Sheer boredom drove me to wade into the tumultuous seas collectively and shamelessly pooled from the shrieking mouths of a thousand self-congratulatory polemicists, and on my adventures I was struck by…whatever this is:
I will ask you all to turn your attention to the charming bit that says “Jesus is criticized by the Pharisees for not washing his hands before eating. He defends himself by attacking them for not killing disobedient children according to the commandment: He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death. (Matthew 15:4-7)”. Because as we slack-jawed troglodyte Xians learnded in the Sunday Skool, the guy who was infamous for saying “You heard X say this, but I tell you,” and “let the little ones come to me,” despite the perceived unorthodoxy will draw the line at adults when they’re about to face execution, and declare open season for the munchkins. Jesus couldn’t have possible been pointing out the hypocrisy of his antagonists, oh no no no! Our holy anonymous prophets in their infinite sourceless wisdom could never be wrong!
It’s stuff like this that really irritates me, and unfortunately this irritation transforms into legitimate burning hatred, which leads me to fail my fellow neighbors time and time again. I should hold no animosity towards people who post things like this, but I will admit that I foster nothing but venomous contempt for these people. It’s a serious problem I have, and I would like to ask for your forgiveness and for some advice regarding how to deal with this anger.