Some of you will love this. Personally i think its just awesome. Imagine a church service where this is the God we learn about 
“Angel Gabriel appeared to her and said ayo, you’re a real one and the Top G is feelin you, but she thought his compliment was low key sus and gave him the side eye,”
“So he said, ‘babygirl chill, God sent me to tell you you’ve passed his vibe check. And low key, he wants you to be the mother of the main character … the son of the top G.’”
and a few phrases of the begats in Matthew 1…
"1. This is how the story starts: Jesus Christ, the homie who’s descended from David and Abraham.
2. Abraham was the OG daddy to Isaac, who then became the ultimate dad to Jacob, and Jacob was the proud papa of Judas and his crew…"
18… Mary, Jesus’ mom, was engaged to Joseph, but before they actually got together, she ended up preggers
20…The angel was like, Josephh, bro, don’t stress.
Well worth a light hearted read