As usual you seem to mix things that are meant to be real with things that are not. Are these just random to you?
Talking snake? allegorical, not real
Balaam’s donkey? No problem either way.
Ax head? Genuine miracle
Pillar of fire (and cloud)? Of course! What the hell are you querying that for?IOW they are not all the same. You cannot generalise Scripture this way. It demonstrates a complete lack of basic Biblical understanding. (IMHO)
You might as well ask if God has wings or whether Joseph really dreamt he should go to Egypt. You can not compare the resurrection and Jonah in the whale. They are not the same sort of writing so they do not follow the same rules of reality or belief.
Ok, I will ask. Did Joseph, father of Jesus dream he should go to Egypt?
So you claim to believe in miracles you chose to believe in, and reject ones you don’t like. This is the cafeteria-style Christianity I was speaking of. I figure if God can raise a man from the grave, he can allow a snake to talk. It seems easier to me to make a snake talk than to raise a man from the grave.
In my mind, choosing what to believe and what not to believe shows a lack of belief that god is who he claims to be. If he is truly God, he can do all of it. If he is a magician, he might be able to do some of it.
Of course, you bring up the tired old things about God’s wing taken from a song, but fail to accept the rather historical language of the Fall. Now, no doubt you will have some other story of the Fall, but it isn’t the story told in Scripture of the Fall, it is something made up by you or others to replace that story. this new story matches none of the facts in the first story, but everyone doing this thinks they are so good to rid the Bible of its errors. I don’t think I am as good as you because I don’t feel competent to correct God. I don’t feel that I, the clay, should tell God what he should have done; what story he should have told. But maybe you do feel such competency
Changing the stories in the Bible to be something other than what they actually are is like me saying that the book The Peloponnesian War is really about World War II because there was indeed fighting in Greece during WWII. It is like saying that A Tale of Two Cities is really about the American Revolution. I think such exercises are really quite self-defeating and I will post something on that in a day or two.