Accurate for some Baptist churches too. 
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I have heard contemporary Christian music called 7-11 music.
7 verses repeated 11 times.
7-11’s are American convenience stores.
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No the one about not asking people if they’re ready to die. That struck me the funniest but I wouldn’t have had a clue about the other without your help. Thanks.
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Handel is repetitive in the Hallelujah Chorus, and still uses a prime number (if I counted correctly), but it’s neither 7 nor 11.
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We actually had that happen at our previous church with the adult Sunday school class, which makes sense when you realize that what we frequently did there was to watch a video study series from Ligonier.
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Warning … Calculus joke ahead…
Looks like God is integrating the eastern half of the U.S. today.
It appears to be an indefinite integral.
[This is a real weather map from 5 minutes ago … Those of us inside that ‘integral sign’ are getting rained on for a while!]
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We live below the NEBR coefficient 
and got only .60 overnight, thankfully. Some fireworks, though, but not too serious, and I thought maybe some small hail, but I think it was actually just wet leaves coming down in the wind and their staccato hitting the house.
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Had to stare at that one for a bit before I realized what was going on. I “can’t believe” how long it took me to get it!
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I’m just not sure whether to believe that.
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So you spend a lot of time at the “Agnostic Cafe” do you?
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Ha! Love it. 
There’s also a missing link, but you might be able to find it in Boston:
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I don’t think that’s the missing link because it keeps failing to thrive.