Others have already been rooked.
This is brilliant. However, as an owner of ants and spiders, I take issue with their placement on this chart. 
Ha! I suspect you would put them a little to the left of cats.
I was just surprised he referred to himself as their owner. I would have expected âcaretakerâ or âparentâ ⌠or even âqueenâ for the ants. 
I donât know, @LM77. They canât be your âfurry kidsâ but perhaps your âexo-skeletalâ kids?
This one may not be as funny as some likes. But itâs what I thought when I saw it. American Holly and Japanese Climbing Fern.
1940s as told by two plants.
hum. One appears to be a holly, but donât know about the other. Intertwined stems? World War? I give.
I forgot to add the name.
Itâs the American holly and Japanese climbing fern.
Ah. It was whoosh over me, too. I got the holly and fern, but without their national prepositions. (And I didnât stop at 1945. 
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I was trying to make âholly and the ivyâ work but no go.
Saw this on Twitter. The caption was something like:
Now, to wrap up 2020, we learn that feral hogs have established their own navy.
I was too lazy to click through to read the bloopers when you first posted this but many are golden.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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Ushers will eat latecomers.
For those of you who have children and donât know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Weâve had one of those email threads going around at work the past couple daysâŚ
Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven.
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, âYes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?â
God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.â
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the one guy turns to the other and whispers, âThis goes higher up than we thought.â