My tired eyes saw the thread “Divine Causality” and read it as “Divine Casualty”. My tired mind expanded it to “Divine Casualty, Fire, and Theft”.
God the insurance agent . . . .
My wife is ordering stuff for VBS, and this came up on my Facebook feed, no doubt because of the order history on Amazon and Oriental Trading. It struck me as humorous, especially the warning about them being a choking hazard for kids under 3, and the little blurb under Product Details.
By the way, the One Question when I looked it up was this:
‘What size is the largest one in the bag? I want to fit them into Easter eggs for an egg hunt: will they fit?’ (The answer was no, they will not fit in a standard size egg)
Now I’m really curious what the theme of this year’s VBS is going to be… maybe the body of Christ? 
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Perhaps it is the seriousness of our times, that this thread has languished and had to be revived. Let us look for the silver lining of this dark cloud!
That’s horrible! Glad it’s back on the air. Here’s an xkcd comic to keep things going (apologies if it’s already been posted)
Better than I could do by far!
Pretty sure this one’s somewhere in this thread already … but maybe worth another rerun …
Here’s a couple fresh ones though …
I thought the right side would say, “How it actually works”, at least with respect to wife and husband. 
When the truth is right in your face. I don’t mind corpse limbs, but a corpse head, gross. I wonder if it would still be as popular if every dinner table had its guest of horror, I mean honor head there before them all. If it makes you feel a bit weird, maybe you should reflect a bit xd .
I showed this to someone before and they were like, “ we are eating” and I’m like if the picture bothers you why are you chomping away on slowly decaying ground up pieces of a corpse between two slices of bread?
To speed up the decay! But that shouldn’t have gone into the hot wings meal. It belongs in chicken noodle soup.