I am shocked but then this is one you need to show to just one kid and it should spread like wild fire.
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Apparently, thatâs an Ancient Near East manner of expressionâŚI think some of the scholars here would know better. Itâs surprisingly apt. Some neighbors down the road have a horse farm, and at least one trip to church has resulted in an interesting show that I hoped our kids (when younger) would not see and ask too many questions about!
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As my niece would say âawkwardâ.
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Thank you for reminding me of this:
In the game, Dracula quotes Matthew 16:26
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That was a laugh out loud. XD
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To add to the scary component, that looks more like one of the invasive European slugs than a native New World one, but I would have to check.
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Pretty sure I see some version of this every year on Facebook. But deservedly so.
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Would love to go see this event some year!
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Especially when they spring forward or fall back. 
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Edited my reply for precision.
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If Orcs canât tolerate sunlight, how do they get enough vitamin D? Asking for a friend.
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Did they mutate and reactivate their defunct pseudogene?
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Appealing, even though I am not a Calvinist by most definitions. Maybe in the sense of the third frame, I might qualify.
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I think thatâs a Calvinism we can all get behind!
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If orcs came from elves why are there still elves?
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Orcs are a recently derived subspecies or species, and more recent elves are still like the parent group. There have only been a few generations of elves (between 1 and 10, depending on the individual family) since the appearance of orcs, so there hasnât been enough time for elves to disappear.
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Elves did fine before the sun, so the âmutationâ is probably older than orcs (given that elves are a direct creation).
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