Secret away… (but only if you know it can be a verb ; - ). Drooling is maybe not so secretive, double entendre intended. 
And then there’s the one about “one pun in ten did.”
xkcd: Easy or Hard
An equivalent chart for mollusk research would be:
What temperature----------------When did the----------------------Exactly how many
was it when this fossil-----------gastropod subclasses-----------species of mollusk
oyster was alive?-----------------diverge?----------------------------are there?
What are typical------------------What is Smeagol?----------------What genera actually
extinction rates for---------------(an otherwise-generic------------belong in Skeneidae?
mollusks in different-------------burrowing slug with
layers?------------------------------no eyes)
Where is the family--------------How many families are-----------What do murchisonellids
Busyconidae found?-------------in Conoidea?-----------------------eat?
The question should really be does tylenol work. In combination it helps other analgesics, like Excedrin is great for headaches (and the high priced coated Migraine version has the same active ingredients as cheap house brands!) and opioids, apparently, but by itself it’s about as an effective pain reliever as cornstarch. It does work on fevers though.
That’s a keeper.
Hauling that one over to FB.
This would fit in our neck of the woods, with quite a few Amish (and some have a good sense of humor; I found this on the Internet, though).
Best of the latest editions. It’s hard to surpass the timeless appeal of excrement humor. 
I don’t know, Mark. I’m pretty partial to the Gravity slide and DNA massage myself. But Randy’s jokes are always great!
Crazy.
We now encourage lust among teen girls, just as long as the target is the youth pastor? Everything is wrong with this,
And the day will come when high church and low church will all rejoice in their siblinghood. Eventually. Some day. Parousia!
Gandalf is Episcopalian?!
That is as far from humor as it gets. It is disturbing that at 35 years old he thought it somehow OK. We all do stupid things, and I hope this falls into that category rather than malicious intent, but even if not malicious, is a terrible example to present to youth.
The youth pastor handed out the stickers, and is in trouble for it. See the article