In a pinch, aliens, government conspiracies, or psychic aliens will do. 
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He must be Lutheran – 95%, anyway.
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I’s a painting of Luther
No! Really? 
And the 95% theses.
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“My bottom, my choice!” XD
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Butt out!
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Or down.
Love those computer jokes! Go to google.com and look up “recursion”
Where did they find them in stock?!
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They knew because they were wise men.
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Right on! I didn’t want the paperless toilet seat my wife bought, my choice! But then I tried it. My bottom prefers her choice now.
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(Shhh…
We got a bidet almost four years back and were especially thankful post-March of 2020 – TP use is waay down.)
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