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Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus
(I had this other one that was so funny I couldnāt even get through itāI mean, it made me laugh so hard it hurt! Maybe some day Iāll be able to post it without exploding)
Mixed emotions. I laughed but felt guilty. Letās try to avoid laughing at someoneās expense, even if they set themselves up for it and have to expect it. On one of the physician group on Facebook, most of the voices are calling for the medical board to pull her license for advocating false treatments, but those things are tough to do due to free speech legal arguments unless a patient actually is harmed and complains.
So, no more demon jokes please.
Okay.
And as my best friend in high school was eager to say, if God didnāt want us to eat animals He wouldnāt have made them out of meat.
Iāve heard that before, and maybe that long ago.
Reminiscent of this?
But not eating animal products (especially beef, lamb, and milk) is one of the best things we can to to stop climate change.
True for sure. However, if it were my call, Iād choose a human population compatible with living as omnivores with plenty of wild places preserved for habitat for other species. People are great, but is 10 billion really that much better than a 300 million of us? More isnāt always better.
In one day Samson killed a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Every day thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon.
Lots of other damage is done with the same implement.
Of course that reminds me of the guy who was bitten by a radioactive lawyer, and developed the power of attorney.
That is pure gold. Did you just make that up? If so, Iād like nominate you for the riposte with the most award.
Okay, that opens it up for a lawyer joke.
Whatās the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer?
The dead dog has skid marks before it.
Woot woot! Good one.