Could God be calling you about your vehicle’s extended warranty?
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It’s calls like these which have tempted me to delete my phone app from my smart device.
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But why did 7 eat 9?
Because he likes to eat three-squared meals a day!
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https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-05-17
(That would have fit in a couple of other conversations, as well.):
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Oddly, the most disturbing thing is the your/you’re grammatical error.
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Yeah – one wonders whose nightmares last longer after they see the back of that truck: the science teacher or the language arts teacher?
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Can’t decide if “ASTRONOTS” is supposed to be a play on words or a full on misspelling.
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When someone says “Less people…” on TV, my wife – the retired English teacher – or myself turns to the other, both of us rolling our eyes and maybe simultaneously saying, “Fewer.” (Unless it’s something about more than one person losing weight. 
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Given the context, I think you can be assured that it’s the latter.
I wonder if having pieces of Chinese rockets falling on them would change their minds?
Not fewer people, just more diminutive ones.
Given the context, I’m not so sure. 
smiley face added to mitigate snarkiness and sarcasm.
Thinking it an intentional misspelling play on words imputes too high a degree of intelligence.
