Thank you, @jammycakes . This was delightful.
And of course, I didn’t notice that Jammy Cakes is an anagram. If you say it out loud, it just sounds a lot like a reasonable mispronunciation of your name. So, your dad’s student (or whoever got to the board after you) was a double puzzle master. Probably Will Shortz on a study-abroad program (Will Shortz - Wikipedia).
Adrian Plass sounds pretty funny. Plenty of days, I’m grateful for kid lit.
@Paraleptopecten, this is fantastic. So many to choose from. I’m kind of partial to Mold Reaction and Doom Clarinet myself, but I could really use a Denim Locator most mornings.