So… no matter what Jesus promised, if your praying to him works the same as your praying to me, that’s not an error? I guess you are at the opposite extreme then. Look, lack of contradictions doesn’t make a holy book true. I’m not committed to Bible contradictions. But you seem unwilling to even consider the possibility that Jesus’s stories are just that. Stories.
Also there’s a difference between a promise of “anything”. If I say “ask me anything” I surely don’t mean a $1m dollars gift as I am not at that level. If Bezos made the same promise, suddenly $1m dollars is a possibility. And yet, Jesus’s “anything “ comes out to pretty much nothing. I, at least, can help you with a flat tire change. I think you need to reconsider “hyperbole” to be honest.