@Grog, I would avoid that speech in the future - - the one where you speak with so much pride of how you interpret the plain words of the Bible. . . I sincerely doubt that you do. Let’s turn to just one chapter of Job . . .
BOOK OF JOB : Chapter 38
Job 38:1 Then the LORD answered Job from the whirlwind. He [Yahweh] said:
Job 38:2 Who is this who obscures My counsel with ignorant words?
Job 38:3 Get ready to answer Me like a man; when I question you, you will inform Me.
[^@grog, is God speaking to the Christian Evolutionists? Or is God speaking to you?]
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Job 38:4 is not really relevant to this discussion, but I couldn’t help but include this gem!
Job 38:4 Where were you when I established the earth?
[The term “established” in Hebrew is ‘yaw-sad’, “to sit together”, “to settle”, “to lay agreement”. “to found”. Gesenius points out that “-sad” is derived from Sanskrit [I suggest probably via Persian], where it means “to sit”, and is (big surprise!) a cognate of the English word “-set”. ]
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[God asks a trick question! Is he using plain words? Does he really mean “foundations” for
a planet spinning in the middle of the cosmos ? He is clearly asking about the Earth’s cornerstone.]
Job 38:6 What supports its foundations? Or who laid its cornerstone
[@Grog, what is the plain reading of the morning stars singing? Wouldn’t it be that “stars sang” ?!?]
Job 38:7 while the morning stars sang together and all the sons of God shouted for joy?
[@Grog, what is the plain meaning of the sea bursting forth from a womb? What is the plain
meaning of the oceans being held back by doors? Would not the plain reading be
a womb and doors?]
Job 38:8 Who enclosed the sea behind doors when it burst from the womb,
Job 38:12 Have you ever in your life commanded the morning or assigned the dawn its place,
[@Grog, isn’t this plain reading for where earthquakes come from? “Dawn”, the "Morning"
shakes the Earth. That’s what it says, in plain words, yes?]
Job 38:13 so it may seize the edges of the earth and shake the wicked out of it?
[@Grog, this is the famous passage where God describes the storage places for
snow and hail …. this is where snow and hail come from, right? In plain words?]
Job 38:22 Have you entered the place where the snow is stored? Or have you seen the storehouses of hail,
Job 38:23 which I hold in reserve for times of trouble, for the day of warfare and battle?
[@Grog, so here God talks about the laws of nature . . . the laws that have authority over clouds,
and rain, and lightning. See how God uses plain talk to say that he makes the rain?]
Job 38:33 Do you know the laws of heaven? Can you impose its authority on earth?
Job 38:34 Can you command the clouds so that a flood of water covers you?
Job 38:35 Can you send out lightning bolts, and they go? Do they report to you: “Here we are”? …
Job 38:37 Who has the wisdom to number the clouds? Or who can tilt the water jars of heaven
[^@Grog, in plain words, are there water jars in the sky?]