"I'm not interpreting it, I'm just reading it!"

@jpm

To be honest, I would put my interpretation forth as the Word of God…because it IS the Word of God. I believe that God created the heavens and the earth in 6 literal days by the power of his Word, and that he rested on the seventh literal day. That’s what it says in the Bible, so if you think my “interpretation” is not the word of God, you should talk to Him, not me.

This goes for you too, @Benkirk.