Humor in Science and Theology

Were Trinitarians characters in a Star Trek movie or just random aliens? :wink:

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Why not both? :wink:

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Indeed and from the sound of them they could probably even handle three roles.

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Well “new wine” means grape juice literally. Or so I was told.

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I believe it was the Church Curmudgeon who said, “Jesus can turn water into wine, but a Baptist can turn wine into Welch’s.”

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from Physics for Cats by Tom Gauld

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When teaching children, the subject for the week was the wedding at Cana, and they changed wine to “super special party drink.” Not sure what they were thinking, as what kid would not love to have some super special party drink. Hum, maybe that is what fueled the sales of Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill back in my high school days…

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What a steal!

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And a typical loaf of western bread. Nothing like what Jesus would have eaten.

And now available Gluten FREE!

With grains and stuff Jesus would not have recognized.

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Sure.

No.

New wine was wine that hadn’t been aged.
Germans make a big deal about it every year.

As someone who grew up on Wonder Bread communion, I found it very weird the first time I went to a church that did it with saltines. It took me a few years to realize that was a lot closer to what the Passover “bread” would have been like.

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We have a lady in our church who bakes ours. It definitely has some leavening in it. I have used flour tortillas for communion, baked until a little crispy on the oven racks, which works well, and is a little closer to authentic.

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Why not just use matzah?

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Why do I never get opportunities like this?

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Shakespeare 2B + /2B that is the ?

The fact that the disciples could only come up with five pieces of flatbread shows how our own resources are pitaful.

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One thing that I find funny is that in Guliver’s Travels, the Laputa’s experiments were supposed to be foolish endeavors to question the extent of science in the 1700s. Yet, the idea of trying to extract sunlight from a cucumber sounds an awful lot like Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, where energy (say, light) can be derived directly from matter (say, a cucumber). Also, the idea of trying to concert human waste back into food is now a major area of research in the field of sustainability. Imagine predicting the cutting edge of science several centuries beforehand!

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