“By week one, I was already tired of his anti-rich, pro-Samaritan bullsh*t. I wanted to take a course in Christianity, not liberalism.”
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Am I allowed to joke that they are good for the spirit like 99.99% prayers? Xd. I think they are just mostly ritualistic and emotionally relaxing for the people. Except may the CBD oils help. Probably not as much as their sister though. It’s one of the reasons I’m looking forward to going to Denver.
It seems as if they help for certain specific types of epilepsy, but otherwise don’t do much positive or negative. But “Big pharma doesn’t want you to know that ____ is a panacea” type claims are annoying, no matter what they are about.
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ANYONE OUT THERE WANT SOME EXPENSIVE PEE?
From the Credible Hulk:
Rainbow Frequency Water.
Supposedly “alive with the frequency of the Universe” allow me to translate the marketing sciencey gibberish that you see in the image into plain English and tell you what this water actually does.
“Incredibly precious electrolyte rich mineral water” means we claim it contains that stuff but if it really did contain minerals we would actually list them.
“From our protect aquifer in Northern Queensland” probably means tap water from a municipal source.
“a three stage kinetic and electromagnetic frequency process”, the water runs through pipes that are grounded metal pipes or some similar bs.
“And infused between 430-770THz the frequency of a rainbow” the water is exposed to visible light at some point and we pretend it’s magical.
They’re trying to sell magical beans.
It’s water.
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I’ve used it a few times as a sleep aid and it helped. A drop an hour before I want to sleep and another when I lay down and it seemed to help.
They could have at least used the 10,000,000 THz frequency which would have been useful for killing any microorganisms in the water.
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But it might mean that they actually are depleting one of the aquifers in the interior of Australia and wiping out the endemic fauna.
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I recently saw a commercial about cranberries that was saying that their circular shape makes them gateways to infinity and limitless potential or something like that.
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That sounds like the idea that shelled walnuts are good for the brain since they resemble brains,
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Nevermore!
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Caw-men!
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Here’s a novel entry in “Why are ad algorithms so bad at guessing what I want?”:
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Caw-men?
You got style, man!
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Well, my weird friends, I’ll see ye at the show in November.
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Anxiously anticipating!
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