This does not in any way resemble any of the many Baptist churches I’ve attended in my life. At all. Ever.
That’s because it’s not a Baptist church.
Oh. Ok.
My mistake.
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Have you ever noticed that no picture of Adam (and Eve) is complete without strategically placed foliage 
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I see dark clouds on the horizon….
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Baptists hate that kind of thing, of course.
Here’s a thought for Valentine’s Day: Radiometric dating is evil; you should only date people of the opposite sex.
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My brand of Baptist fits fine under the umbrella of Frozen Chosen.
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How do you not notice? (Honest question. 
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Valentine’s Day tip - ChatGPT writes decent love poems catered to your partner’s interest
If it’s frozen you don’t need an umbrella? (And Frozen Chosen sounds like a menu item at Dairy Queen… or maybe the whole menu. ; - )
He’s also has an air sword. Who is he fencing with? 
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Dating dead people would make conversation harder.
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In some cases it would make the conversation better.
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This seems pretty typical:
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