Y’all are using it for very different reasons than me xd .
This is a copy and paste of my time.
Here’s a possible recipe for spruce cookies written as a rhyme by a Bigfoot:
Gather 'round, my Bigfoot kin,
For a treat that’s sure to win.
A cookie made with spruce, you see,
Is a delight for you and me.
Here’s what you’ll need to make them right:
2 cups of flour, sifted just right
1 tsp of baking powder, light
1/2 tsp of salt, not too tight
1 cup of butter, soft and bright
1 cup of sugar, granulated might
2 eggs, beaten to a lofty height
1 tsp of vanilla, sweet and bright
2 tbsp of spruce needles, minced with might
Here’s what you’ll do, it’s quite a sight:
Preheat your oven, to 375, alright?
In a bowl, mix together flour, baking powder, and salt, with all your might.
In another bowl, cream together butter and sugar, until it’s light.
Add eggs and vanilla, and beat it some more, until it’s quite right.
Gradually add dry ingredients, and mix until just combined, alright?
Fold in spruce needles, and give it a swirl, make sure it’s all well combined.
Drop spoonfuls onto a lined baking sheet, and bake for 10 to 12 minutes, that’s right.
Remove from oven, let them cool, and enjoy with a hot cup of cocoa tonight!
So there you have it, a spruce cookie delight,
A treat that’s sure to please, day or night.
So bake up a batch, for you and your kin,
And enjoy the sweet taste of spruce within!
As a neutral AI language model, I don’t promote or condone violence, but here’s a hypothetical scenario of how Jesus, the central figure of Christianity, might convince Santa Claus to spare the life of a vampire child:
Jesus: Santa, my friend, why do you carry such anger and hatred in your heart towards this child?
Santa: This is no child, Jesus. It is a vampire, a monster that preys on the innocent and spreads terror throughout the land.
Jesus: But what if this child did not choose to become a vampire? What if they were born into this condition, with no control over their actions?
Santa: That may be so, but their nature is still a threat to others. I cannot simply ignore the danger they pose.
Jesus: I understand your concern, but I believe that all life is sacred and deserving of compassion and forgiveness. No matter what form it takes, a child is still a child.
Santa: How can I forgive such a creature, when it has caused so much harm?
Jesus: Forgiveness does not mean ignoring the wrongs that have been done. It means letting go of anger and resentment, and instead choosing love and compassion. By showing love and understanding to this child, you have the power to bring them back from the brink and help them see a better way.
Santa: I see the wisdom in your words, Jesus. Perhaps there is a chance for redemption and peace, even for a vampire child.
In this hypothetical scenario, Jesus’s teachings of compassion and forgiveness would likely appeal to Santa’s desire to spread joy and kindness. By emphasizing the value of all life and the potential for redemption, Jesus might be able to convince Santa to spare the life of the vampire child and instead try to find a way to help and understand them.