I don’t have any questions. Do you?
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“Men, remember, if the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy” -Red Green
“I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.”
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Interesting as when we see someone making unfortunate choices in life, it is sometimes said that “He/she is working on their testimony.”
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I’ve got the first part down pat. Whether anyone can make a good pitcher of lemonade from me remains to be seen.
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Kein Operationsplan reicht mit einiger Sicherheit über das erste Zusammentreffen mit der feindlichen Hauptmacht hinaus.
– Helmuth von Moltke
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No operation plan certainly extends beyond the first meeting with the enemy main power.
(Hey, Dan. ; - )
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Whoosh… “Hill” blew right by me without my catching your reference. 
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On the dusty trail? I was wondering more about Chip.
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Ah. My first dog’s name was Chip.
I’m more like the furniture, but not as elegant.
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This is why men secretly control the design of pickle jars. If we weren’t needed to open pickle jars women might notice how useless we are. 
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To make us completely useless, ask your friendly local occupational therapist for a piece of Dycem™, and get a Jar Pop™.
I see this thread’s information value has elevated rather quickly. Thanks, contributors, for helping the thread exceed my wildest expectations.
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That must have been fun:
- “So, Dale, whaddya think?”
- “Well, I dunno, you’ll have to ask Chip.”
- “So, Chip, what do you think?”
- “Arrfff, arrfff!!!”
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