Need a fact check here @jpm 
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Ha! Reminds me of the meme saying “It is 50 degrees in Portland.” “That is 50 F isn’t it? ISN’T IT?
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Love it.
The opposite problem happens when I talk to my relatives about science. They think there’s something wrong with me when I tell them it takes hot temperatures to denature most proteins, like 60 degrees or so.
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“We’re now seeing people in their 30s, 40s and 50s — young people who are really sick…”
That explains how I got old so fast! 
My wife just had an excellent idea, addressing two issues in one: “You can only buy a new gun if you’re vaccinated.”
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Winner, winner. Chicken dinner. Sure glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that.
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They left out Jewish space lasers.
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Not so funny. 
But probably true.
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An oldie but goodie:
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Fortunately I have an appetite for dark humor. Even more fortunately my wife never reads anything on these forums. Don’t think I’ll share this one.
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